Hanging

I recently had

one of the worst hangovers of my life.

And when I say the worst hangovers I mean: throwing up all day,

feeling like the world is spinning even with your eyes open,

uncontrollable shaking,

 not being able to walk upright,

 thinking you're gonna die and

begging to go to the hospital - hangovers.

Now I know what you're thinking firstly,

that I probably had some kind of alcohol poisoning,

and secondly that I'm a despicable and worthless human being 

for getting so drunk in the first place.

Well you're wrong on both accounts.

It happens the the best and worst of us :)

And I ended up fine after following the excellent advice I'm about to give you.

Anyway the point here is what do to rescue yourself from an untimely death

and recover from your hangover:

1. Eat Scrambled Eggs

Apparently something in eggs is good for a sick stomach

2. Rehidrat

Oral electrolyte powder, one packet of this stuff works like a charm.

3. Drink Sports and Yeast Drinks

Like Energade and Powerade, yeast drinks are things like

Vegemite, Marmite or Bovril mixed with hot water

4. Eat Green Apples

Like Granny Smiths or Golden Delicious

 they sort out a misbehaving stomach in no time

5. Eat Dry Toast

To absorb all the acid and alcohol still in your stomach, and

 no you're not allowed even a little butter

From experince, avoid oily foods, meat,

and anything rich or sweet.

Rememeber: Only eat or drink small amounts at a time,

like a baby, or you will end up throwing up even more.

Remember Kids: Be responsible and stay safe.