Tuesday, 5 June 2012


I recently had

one of the worst hangovers of my life.

And when I say the worst hangovers I mean: throwing up all day,
feeling like the world is spinning even with your eyes open,
uncontrollable shaking,
 not being able to walk upright,
 thinking you're gonna die and
begging to go to the hospital - hangovers.

Now I know what you're thinking firstly,
that I probably had some kind of alcohol poisoning,
and secondly that I'm a despicable and worthless human being 
for getting so drunk in the first place.
Well you're wrong on both accounts.
It happens the the best and worst of us :)
And I ended up fine after following the excellent advice I'm about to give you.

Anyway the point here is what do to rescue yourself from an untimely death
and recover from your hangover:

1. Eat Scrambled Eggs
Apparently something in eggs is good for a sick stomach

2. Rehidrat

Oral electrolyte powder, one packet of this stuff works like a charm.

3. Drink Sports and Yeast Drinks
Like Energade and Powerade, yeast drinks are things like
Vegemite, Marmite or Bovril mixed with hot water

4. Eat Green Apples
Like Granny Smiths or Golden Delicious
 they sort out a misbehaving stomach in no time

5. Eat Dry Toast
To absorb all the acid and alcohol still in your stomach, and
 no you're not allowed even a little butter

From experince, avoid oily foods, meat,
and anything rich or sweet.

Rememeber: Only eat or drink small amounts at a time,
like a baby, or you will end up throwing up even more.

Remember Kids: Be responsible and stay safe.

Orla Gartland

Sensation of the Week:

Orla Gartland

Just your ordinary teenage girl from Dublin, Ireland.. but with mad guitar skills
 and an absolutely amazing, beautiful voice.

These are some awesome covers by this crazy good musician.

Yeah, I know..She's awesome :)

Tuesday, 15 May 2012


Whenever I get sad...

I always find myself eating raw cupcake mixture.

It really does help make me feel better, and also happens to be a good remedy to "night-before-embarrassment-syndrome", just incase you were thinking "Ew Gross".
And it's flipping delicious!
Here is my cupcake in a cup recipe, that you can eat cooked or raw, whichever you prefer.

Cupcake In A Cup:

4 Tablespoons Flour (not self raising!)
4 Tablespoons Sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa
1/4 Teaspoon Baking Powder

1 Large Egg

3 Tablespoons Cooking Oil
3 Tablespoons Milk
A Dash of Vanilla Essence

1. Mix dry ingredients together in a large coffee mug
2. Add egg and mix well
3. Stir in liquid ingredients until mixture is smooth and gooey
4. Microwave at 100% power for 2:30 to 3 minutes

If you have Milo on hand:
 Add four heaped teaspoons of milo and and extra tablespoon of milk (before cooking) for extra chocolatey taste.

If you want a vanilla cake, substitute the cocoa for flour.

DO NOT be alarmed if cupcake rises out of the cup, it supposed to do that :)

Serve warm, or with Ice Cream and
Enjoy :)

P.S If you're going to eat this raw, I would recommend making only half the mixture.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Call Me Maybe

Song of the week: 
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Awesome song

More awesome music video that makes me wanna shake my ass all night long

ft Justin Bieber, Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez

Jenna Marbles

I have recently been introduced to Jenna Marbles:
Regular girl, vlogger, entertainer and comedy extraordinaire.

 If you:
1. Want to laugh your ass off until you cry
2. Enjoy watching people (celebrities) being ripped off
3. Are desperately looking for reasons why we're all retarded
Then I'd definitely recommend this Youtube sensation for you.

 These are some of my favourite Jenna Marbles videos.

Enjoy, aaand you're welcome.

Cape Town

Adventure of the week: Cape Town Roadtrip.

My dear friend Danica and I left on Monday.

First Stop Mosselbay - Driving time 6 hours.

Next Stop Cape Town - Driving time 4 hours.


The Mother City had all kinds of awesome to offer:

Happy hour cocktails at Trenchtown

A reunion with bestest and dearest school friends

Seal watching and boat viewing at Kalk Bay Harbour

Lighthouse photo opportunities

Tons of delicious ice cream


 A beautiful, scenic sunset drive via Chapmans Peak

         Wednesday night at Assembly

 A penis cappuccino

And yummy fruity cocktails

Made by awesome Serbian bartender (Dragan) with mad drink-making skills

Dressing up and looking prettyful

Amazing french plaits done by Isabella

Healthy "Slimmers" Breakfast

Retard-proof cans full of energy

And then we left Cape Town to dive back home on Friday,
With an overnight stop in Grahamstown to shake our asses all night long whilst drinking huge jugs full of green alcohol.

We were exhausted and sad to be back home.

But we had a KICK-ASS TIME!!

Girl On Fire

Yesterday, in a moment of genius or insane inspiration,
I dyed my hair red
I used two boxes of henna and just dyed it all bright flaming red.
Its gonna be a bitch to get out, but I've received some very positive responses so far.
Besides the occasional OH MY GOD! What have you done 0.0.

I've definitely lost my mind, but I quite like it =)

Always Remember Kids: If You Never Try You'll Never Know.